I don't want to waste my life in waiting, you see

We have just posted out your eBay item and you should be receiving it shortly.
UK customers typically receive their purchase within 1-2 working days. International delivery times vary according to location, but a good average is 5-7 days.

Oh. So. 5-7 days.

For once in my life, I suddenly wish I were staying in UK.

Am I too easily agitated or what?